Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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