You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
