I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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