he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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