love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
