We won't sleep together?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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