My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
