like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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