my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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