It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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