i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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