Non-Jews are for practice
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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