woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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