i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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