jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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