Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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