Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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