is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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