i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
