i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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