is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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