Me too!
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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