I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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