After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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