Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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