I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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