Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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