You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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