You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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