i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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