I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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