She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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