Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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