he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You were trust falling into bushes
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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