please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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