Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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