marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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