dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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