it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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