Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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