the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
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