was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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