And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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