That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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