So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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