How'd it feel making her break her religion?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Randomize