You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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