God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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