I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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