I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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