Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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