i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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