Im at strip club and am horny
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I woke up under a house in Key West
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