haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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