Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
