I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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