Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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