4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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