Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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