i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Randomize
